BRAINBOXX - Corny jokes



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	3 March 2007	What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the moo-vies..
	24 February 2007	What is a puppy's favourite school subject? Dog-graphy.
	17 February 2007	Where do sheep go for a haircut? To the baa-baa's shop.
	10 February 2007	How do bees go to town? They wait at the buzz-stop!
	3 February 2007	How many dance teachers does it take to change a light-bulb? ... Five, six, seven, eight.
	27 January 2007	What is a Spice Girl's favourite meal? Egg-fried Spice!
	20 January 2007	What's the difference between head teachers and toffees? Kids like toffees !
	13 January 2007	What do you give a poorly pig? Oinkment.
	6 January 2007	How did the Vikings send secret messages? They used Norse Code.
	30 December 2006	Who is the poorest cowboy? Skint Eastwood.
	23 December 2006	What does Santa do in his garden? Hoe, hoe, hoe!
	16 December 2006	Did you hear about the robbery at Disneyland? The police have charged a man with taking the Mickey.
	9 December 2006	How does the man in the Moon cut his hair? E-clipse it.
	2 December 2006	Two fisherman were out sailing when one of them spotted a hand rising out of the sea. "Look over there!" he shouted to his friend, "There's someone drowning!" "Don't be silly!" replied his friend, "That's just a little wave."
	25 November 2006	What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies!
	18 November 2006	What is a porcupine's favourite food? Prickled onions.
	11 November 2006	What is a cow's favourite party-game? Moo-sical chairs.
	4 November 2006	What did the frog order to go with his burger? French flies and a diet croak.
	28 October 2006	When musicians die, do they decompose?
	21 October 2006	What is Guy Fawkes' favourite meal? Bangers and mash.
	14 October 2006	What has got lots of legs and smells nice? A scent-ipede!
	7 October 2006	What is red, flies and wobbles? A jelly-copter.
	30 September 2006	Where do aliens go for a drink? To a Mars Bar.
	23 September 2006	What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
	16 September 2006	What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
	9 September 2006	What did the lady fire-fighter get for Christmas? A ladder in her stocking.
	2 September 2006	What is long and brown and sticky? A stick!
	26 August 2006	Why did the cross-eyed teacher get the sack? Because he couldn't control his pupils.
	19 August 2006	Why do elephants go swimming in two's? Because they need a pair of trunks.
	12 August 2006	If you want to teach a budgie to talk, why should you knock its teeth out? Because then it's sure to suck seed (succeed).
	5 August 2006	Who wears red pants and tastes of tomato? Soup-erman!
	29 July 2006	Where can rabbits learn to fly? In the Hare Force.
	22 July 2006	Why won't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
	15 July 2006	Noticing one of her pupils making faces at the other children in the playground, Miss Smith told him, "Billy, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, the wind might change and I would stay like that." Looking up at her, Billy replied sadly, "Well, Miss, you can't say you weren't warned."
	8 July 2006	What do you call a fairy who never has a bath? Stinkerbell.
	1 July 2006	What do you call a vampire in a raincoat? Macula.
	24 June 2006	How much do pirates pay for their ear-rings? A buccaneer.
	17 June 2006	What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.
	12 June 2006	What do you call a cat with eight legs? Octo-pussy
	5 June 2006	What do you call a gorilla with a machine-gun? Sir.
	29 May 2006	What do you call an elephant witch doctor? Mumbo Jumbo